A police officer on horseback noticed a little girl riding her bike down the street. He called out with a grin, “Hey there! Did Santa get you that bike?”
The girl looked up at him and nodded enthusiastically. “Yes, he did!”
“Well then,” the officer said, wagging a finger playfully, “next year you should tell Santa to make sure he puts a reflector light on it. Safety first!” He handed her a $5 fine for riding without one.
The little girl thought for a moment, her eyes wide, then looked up at the mounted officer. “That’s a nice horse you’ve got,” she said innocently. “Did Santa bring you that too?”
The officer laughed, shaking his head. “You bet he did,” he replied.
The girl smirked, as if she’d just thought of the perfect tip. “Well,” she said, “next year you should tell Santa that the… ahem… the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!”
The officer burst out laughing, realizing the little girl had turned his own joke right back on him.