Jamie Lee Curtis Cracks Up the Internet—One Cleavage Joke at a Time

Jamie Lee Curtis just reminded the world that you don’t need filters or fillers to stop traffic. While hyping Freakier Friday, the 66-year-old icon stepped out in a low-cut blazer that sent timelines into overdrive—and answered the noise with her trademark wit.
Back in July she sat with The Guardian, giant red wax lips in hand, and skewered the “cosmeceutical industrial complex.” One regrettable nip-and-tuck decades ago was enough; now she lets laughter, not scalpels, do the lifting.
When Disney dropped a behind-the-scenes clip of her teasing the sequel, the internet zeroed in on her décolletage. Comments exploded:
“Real women > Kardashians.”
“Jamie’s been hiding all that under those jumpers?”
“Freakiest Friday indeed.”
Curtis leaned in, reposting the still to her own feed:
“Love that my last Tess photo is stealing the show. Happy to spread the joy our movie serves!”
The takeaway? Confidence doesn’t expire at 50, curves don’t need contouring, and humor is the best contour of all.